The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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