Me. At least after what I've been through.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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