he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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