Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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