I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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