I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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