Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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