where does the pee come out of this thing
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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