i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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