i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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