hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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