And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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