There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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