Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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