My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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