Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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