Don't you send me to vm
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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