You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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