This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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