Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
the raccoons are back...
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