i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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