i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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