i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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