hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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