I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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