That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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