what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
