The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She bit a glass in half.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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