youre lurking in front of me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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