Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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