are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She's like a pop up book from hell.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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