i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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