Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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