I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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