i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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