Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i out mim tonsoeep
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