guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.