Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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