Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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