i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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