No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We got so high we made milksteak
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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