Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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