I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
