its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just pee around me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
