Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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