the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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