i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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