Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize