I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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