Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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