I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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