now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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