Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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