I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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