My brain says no but my pants say off.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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