His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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