How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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