we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You have to summon your inner elephant
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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