He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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